Its a Sapo life
I wake up to the birds, there are lots of those around here. My host mom informs me that they are eating a papaya that took a steep fall from the tree last night. The culprit was strong rain that fell for hours, lulling me to sleep... But it is the morning now, time to rise and shine. I hang my feet over the bedside and blindly search for my trusty “house only” flip-flops with my freshly painted toes- violet. Found! I slip them on and start to make my way around the a.p.t.; wash “night” out of my mouth and “pillow” off of my face.
I roll out my squishy yoga mat on my freshly cleaned floor and lay down as my back crunches as it stretches straight; ah, relief. The muscles relax into place, reforming after a night on 12 inches of foam-squish-sink. I would spend my nights sleeping on the floor- what I prefer- except I am in Costa Rica and the creepy crawlies are everywhere. I will take my chances on foam-squish-sink, where chances of creepy crawlies crawling directly on my body are more limited.
Knowing this, I turn my head to the side and see a shadow, some kind of bug for-sure, I think to myself as I finish my stretching. I stand up and open the curtain, shedding some more light on the situation as I take a closer look. It is not a bug, it is, as it appears, a little doo. Yes, indeedy do, it is a poo poo. Now let’s consider this for a moment. It is indoors. We do have a dog, but he is part Rottweiler and lives outside- aka the side of this doo is way too small for Bongo and he does not enter my apartment. Said doo is about 1.5 inches long and about ½ inch wide. Other perpetrators?
1. Cat? Nope, don’t have one, don’t want one.
2. Rat? Nay, don’t think I have one, don’t want one, doo is too large for a rat.
*Now this is the best part of realization of the culprit- I’ll just put that out there so that you are prepared because I do realize that sometimes my stories lack a punch line, so here it goes:
For the last week or so we have been having some unwanted visitors in our corridor. They find their way onto the nice clean tile entranceway and then refuse to leave. Now these must be some strong-willed creatures because I have tried everything in order to advance their departure time to “sooner” rather than “later.” I have tried a “stomp and scare” tactic, nothing. “Fast movement in front of your eyes” nada. The only success that I have has been a simple but undesirable “remove yourself, or I will” tactic.
Now, am mostly unfamiliar with said creature’s comings and goings but, as I learned earlier in the week, they are not wholly loved by the community for one clear reason; their doo. And what is this creature you may ask? Why it is a toad! Yes, you read me correctly, a toad. But not just any old sapo; a large, 6 inch wide, 3 inch tall, black-as-night toad. You’d be surprised to learn just how strong-will they are.
So here I am, sleepies still in my eyes, coming to the realization that there could be a large toad located somewhere in the abyss of crannies and crevasses of my room, possibly ready to leave more gifts for me in unseen places. Great. Well, I guess that is why a clean floor doesn’t stay clean for long. That is Costa Rica for ya.
Hope all is well and that everyone enjoyed (or is still enjoying) Halloween and it´s respective festivities (sweets!).
Chau!
~Jess